Snakes and Jones hit again the pages of our Paper!!

http://kheyali.blogspot.com/2010/12/pusilience-and-snakes.html

Caption contest

The person with the best caption for the above image will be given all the leftovers of the party.
The contest is declared open!

Welcome party for Tuhin!!

Since Tuhin can arrive any time at IUCAA, we are all ready to throw a grand party in order to welcome Tuhin. The organiser of the party is none other than Anna :) . Yummy food will be served, the menu will be jointly set by me and Anna ;) . The items are:
Tuhin chicken masala, tuhin roti, tuhin paneer kadai (for baba!), tuhin ke ladoo, diplomatic tuhin's pudding, Tuhin's jamun, tuhin's badaam kulfi etc. We are working on the menu to make it better...Sorry for any mistakes.
Well, i believe everyone should put his/her endeavor towards this great occasion. The flying Sikh will be handling the dance items (pole dance a must; recommended by Baba!!). It would be really nice if some regional dances with some Indian touch (or touches) are presented as Tuhin might have seen a lot of Poles in France and none of Indian (touches!) there.
It would be really good if Kreig Jones does not do anything because we do not want him to hurt himself again which he is famous for. However, Momo can can cook momos :P
Tuhin's son on the other hand can run some codes and prepare a compilation of all the important items such as food, dances, guests..Special invitation will be given to COSMO GROUP as this sweet and sexy group missed him so much and vice-versa. We have lots of surprises for our beloved Tuhin.
We are also aware of the fact that his bathroom mate is leaving for home, so i request him to leave some love for him in the bathroom :D
Thats it Tuhin, we miss you. You are most Welcome :)

Male power comes up with a new type of compass!

I am happy to announce that male power has utilised his indescribable power to come up with a new type of compass!

This happened when Sam asked for the east direction in order to set up the telescope....male power quickly did a mental calculation involving the phases of Venus and found out where is east...

Although it was evening, and Sam would have had a tough time getting anything on the the newly discovered east due to the presence of the sun near the horizon, male power believes his method is correct and that the centuries old belief that sun always sets in the east is a misconception...he is due to present his results in the next YAM.....

Note: Mao is of the opinion that the fact that sun rises in the east is also questionable. According to quantum mechanics, what cannot be observed is not real, and Mao has not yet been able to observe the above-mentioned phenomenon.

Anna & co beat Mudit & co in backyard cricket

Anna & co batted first and were bowled out for 33 with Anna scoring a half century. The highlight of the innings was Mia's over where the first five balls were plundered for 28 runs by Anna. But it was later clear that Mia was using his vast experience to set a trap and had Anna caught behind of the last ball.

In reply, Mudit and co could muster only 18 as Alpha male and male power ran through the order.

In the second innings, Anna had learnt from his past mistake and treated Mia with the respect due for his age. Anna scored another half century and there were some glorious shots by Sher (who was run out by his runner Anna out of jealousy). A target of 68 was set.

This time, Mia managed to unhinge alpha male through flirtatious commentary. But that proved to be not enough as the innings folded up well short in spite of a courageous half century by the other mallu (yes..the one with the ball-attractor body part).

An interesting incident in intro to astro

Aaj Swara ke glamorous astronomy class mein ek sansani khez khatna hui...
Virial theorem tha topic....sab ne bola ki sabhi ko pata hai...

(Rumour has it that maovadi jab ma ke pet mein tha...thab uski maa virial theorem pe lecture attend ki thi...maa tho so gayi...par mao poora class sun liya tha...)

Male power ne kisi ki bhi nahin maani..."Yeh Virial theorem hota kya hai? Suna bhi nahin..."...

Swara khush ho gayi...notes bekaar mein nahi gaye...

Jaise hi swara ne title likha.... power room se uthkar seedha bahaar chala gaya!
Log chillaye...swara ne male ko aawaaz di...par woh rukne waala nahin tha...
Aur almost poora derivation hone ki baad hi laut aaya...

Male power ne aisa kyon kiya?
Isne virial theorem ab tak kyon nahi padha?
Is virile young man ko virial theorem se kya dushmani?
Kya isme baba ka haath hai?

BABA and SARAH go hand in hand even on machines!!

No doubt machines also understand the language of love :)
Cetus cluster is ON after a loooooong time and guess who all users are seen after login in to cetus....which you can see below: sarah and skumar (aka baba). And no one else... :( :(
Baba provoked me to write this up as he wanted his popularity via this blog even though i insisted that i am retired now :|

USER/GROUP JL/P MAX NJOBS PEND RUN SSUSP USUSP RSV
csarah - - 0 0 0 0 0 0
cskumar - - 0 0 0 0 0 0
default - - - - - - - -
efadmin - - 1 1 0 0 0 0
lsftest - - 1 1 0 0 0 0

But the sad part is Sarah is still not friends with baba on Facebook but she is friend with SANVED!!
Stange huh....?!?
So, baba what are you gonna do about it ?

Tuhin's Putr Santanu Das Ghosh running a dhanda (obscene business) in sudipto's ex-room.

It has to be a sensational news that Santanu has started a obscene business or locally called dhanda just to feed himself as his dad is enjoying with girls in Paris and mom is not there. Apparently his first customer is none other than Anna who has bought things (a secret!!) from him. Santanu was crying when no one was buying the things and anna being is bathroom mate could not see him sulking and went running to his room from the bathroom and bought something for Rs. 36 (although it was a used one i think!!).
So, people pls help santanu by buying items from item's son!! Both of them will give u blessings.
Actually, his son buys items from Ambedkar chowk it seems....he goes there in the night with one bag (why a bag?). Keep buying stuff from him....Its high time Santanu should be introduced to the International Hostel guys/gals..

Tuhin admits that Santanu was born in Student's Pantry !!

Well, Tuhin has finally admitted that Santanu is own son and was born in Student's Pantry in Anna's presence :-O
On asking by anna that "What's tuhin's score??", Tuhin says: on an average 20-30 !!
Its a random number generator problem in which Santanu was one of the number. Well, this number is valid in INDIA but in foreign, the number increases from 20-30 to no one knows :P.
@Santanu: I know its disgusting, but kya kare beta...yahi hai tere janam ki story jo anna ne reveal kari hai...do not forget to say thanks to him... By the way when you were born, baba was also sitting besides gas stove, he was warming his MILK..to drink and enjoy the play (on the TV). But my question is what and where was Tuhin's position...near the Microwave, TV, door, Bathroom, backyard or gas stove????
@Tuhin: If you can tell this, case is solved and santanu will be free forever. He is in IUCAA to get some of the unsolved answers. I am helping him a lot. Pls tell the remaining story here so that santanu is happy forever and free from the questions that SOCIETY asks him daily.

People giving unneccesary credit to Anna for writing/contributing to the blog : NOT ACCEPTABLE BY THE WRITER !!

Zombie seen washing Brinjals and eggs.. :D

One of the Zombie of NCRA was seen washing Brinjals and eggs in the balcony of N105-106. Uki zindagi bengan ban gayi hai...bengan nahi, bengan ka beej bolo!!

Anna wants to become a bear.

There is no doubt that he is a cat and belongs to the lion/tiger family but past few minutes he was caught reading a pdf article on "How to become a cute bear?" !! What has happened to him suddenly. He has realized that a body full of hairs is good for existence in this world. I have uploaded a picture that how anna would look.
He could have taken expertise advise from the one who roams in the balcony of N105-106 actually...but anna prefers less hair i guess. :)

Communist got affected by separation anxiety disorder

It is a very painful duty to inform you that our dear communist got affected by separation anxiety disorder. Whenever someone asked him anything about his orkut scrap book he got aggressive. Probably this caused by the separation from some people to whom he had a strong emotional attachment and with whom he passed the whole day before the day of separation. Therefore this is our duty to show sympathy to him.

Sonali das unveiled...!! She is someone from iucaa who is a male bengali :)

Tuhin's son does not allow anyone to enter his room wearing chappals!

He is much like someone from IRAN....Is there a relation between Bengal and Iran??
HMm....could be ;)
Did his father go to Iran sometime in his past??
Again unsolved mystery.....

The cricket match got disrupted due to heavy rains.

Mahayudh of cricket starts today evening at 5:30pm sharp. Do not miss the chance to see your favourite players!!

NMDS is back with a bang. The backed off players are back . But the important question is "Will those player again go and buy cake from Monginis?? " Or will they come and play cricket...
Lets see :)

Fun and masti again starts at office 223 !!

Anna says "Kem cho".

How could our beloved anna keep quiet!! It seems that he is after a Gujrati girl (east meets west!). They were seen on his bike in the evening bringing cake from a cake shop (again the story started from bringing cake...).
For details contact anna. I cant even write whatever happened between the two..lol :D

IM cooks veg food for daaku girl!!

Laha facing insomnia: Reason found out!!

Well renowned Sitar player (again the small one; do not confuse with the big one) is facing insomnia followed by some other disorders like no food intake etc. He usually goes to sleep around 11pm (when the girls leave him!). But from past 1 week, he is not able to lie down on bed (i mean he is not able to sleep). Whats the reason?? No one knew until he was spotted by reporter at 1:15am in night. He was so tensed when he was coming out of (his) room. He could not sleep . Was he tired? Or he wanted deliberately to get tired?? On asking what happened...he said "pata nahi kya hua hai, neend nahi aati, bhook nahi lagti, sirf pyaas hi pyaas lagti hai!!"
"Oh no" said the reporter. But reporter also could not help as he wanted something else !! ;)
So, shrugging off me aside he went to the office area of IUCAA saying "Ok..bye..i m going to my office". But ...but...the story does not ends here..He was seen entering Office223...oops! If you all remember thats the same hot office (where girls come and go). But why did laha enetered there??????? Lots of question marks...hmmm.
Anyways, immediately after 5minutes, both of them, laha and IM (one of the mate in 223) were seen coming back to nalanda and entering IM's room...Oh my God...Is laha safe?? Anyways, the reason for sleepless nights of laha has been found out and no one needs to worry as he is in safe hands. IM can certainly handle girls and cakes (!!) in hands. But Laha is like a cake or a girl to him?? The answer is known by IM only .

A marvelous publicity for person who guess correct!! :)

Guess who will be singing the following song for Dawwood when he leaves IUCAA:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DXl8sFB1AM

Disclaimer: The person who is leaving iucaa should not take it seriously.
A marvelous publicity for person who guess correct!! :)

Pechchaan kaun....!!

Blockbuster news: Indian Muzahid spotted at Ambedkar chowk with a girl.

Our very own communist, also known as Indian Muzahid was spotted by the reporter herself at Ambedkar chowk holding cake in hand (what is the celebration for??!). On intensive investigation, we came to know that he was coming from Monginis near Ganesh Temple (hmmm...). Muzahid had abandoned the NMDS for some arbit reason and did not go to play cricket. The reason is as simple as that. The captains of the team are not going to forgive him now. He is in serious trouble. But what is so special today that he refused to play...? The most strange thing was they went walking (no bike this time)...Hmmm... All stories start with walking long long distances only. Even i believe bike should enter the sets at later stages. Good job communist :)
But communist....wait and watch, the team is not going to spare you :P
But yes you have shown real balls (i mean where they are required); the cricket ball should not matter to you.

Headlines: John caught by chella watching DHOOM in office room...

Mahayudh between the warriors got postponed: two of the greatest warriors backed off :)

Just for few drops of Cola!!

Sadly its not a love story this time or in other words, no bengalis involved!. Its about various people from various states who are involved this time. Yes, the real fight between our own brothers (may be some sisters) has started. The real men will show off this time (oops, what do they want to show?). I am talking about the deadly cricket match series which starts between the two cricket teams of some small (big also) people of our country who live in this asylum called IUCAA. The series is called NMDS...."No mercy deadly series". The captains of the two team have threatened to smash each other asses by exploding on the field (Is that possible technically??). Well, leaving aside the technicalities, everyone is very curious to enjoy the scene (Me and the other cheerleader also).
But there some men who had been playing so far but suddenly developed some hidden injuries (they did not mention where exactly but its understandable) and hence could not take the pressure (which they are famous for but certainly not this kinda pressure). Well, well..... thats okay. We like to see them on the field even if they do not play and cheer for the team. It will be a delightful sight :))
Mentioning about the spirits of the team B, they have the greatest warrior Spirit Singh, who started his vengeance last night only by shouting outside the Maoist room (Maoist did not open the door :) hehehe). The spirits flew away....may be it will enter the others on the field.
Maoist is considered to be a lucky charm it seems. As soon as he puts his feet on the land (field), the player starts hitting fours and sixes....! Well, lemme inform you about the deal . The loosing team provides colas to the winning team. (Hope all the cheer leaders, retired hurt people also get some drops!). It seems some men will just come for enjoying (Wiil they get colas?). I personally invite the Sitar master (again the small one!) who supposedly is not being invited. Thats sad.... The big one will definitely come and see (but what??!!).
So, the real tug of war begans at 5:30pm sharp. The dreadful warriors dressed like demons (oops, jyada jo gaya shayad;)) are all ready to die for their teams. Its going to be a wonderful series which has never happened before. What is the motivation btw?? Who motivated the captains ? Again unsolved mystery...! So, for all the unanswered questions, do come at 5:30 and enjoy ;)

The Marathi girl with long hair becomes fan of the Sitar master (the small one): Eye witnessed by the reporter.

12:00 :Water is the basic necessity of life u see. Anyone can feel the thirst of water. So only, i was going to fill water in my water bottle at midnight . I happen to hear and see something which reminds me of the old classic days :)
Raag Darbaari which is usually played at midnight striked my ears but what my eyes could see was more of like a feeling of extreme gratification aroused by something good. But i pity that girl as she was having headache ( why was she having headache?) and still was standing on the window of N107 (Why could not she enter the room?) and listening the music coming from the vibrant strings of Sitar played by the master (the small one). Raag Darbaari played at midnight is good for attracting (??!!). After the player saw the girl standing , he came out of room out of courtesy (thank God) and long talks about Sitar as usual......It seems that she desperately wants to learn Sitar and player kept on saying her that "you would have to bear pain to learn it"!! Is is really so?? Well, may be...I respect his feelings. As soon as the music starts , the girl starts running from N202 and stops at the window. But why was the window open the last night? Usually its closed...! There are still some unanswered questions to the mystery but the solutions should not effect the dignity and ego of our respectable player...btw forget to mention that the girl needs lessons on Sitar and Tabla (also!) but the guy does not have time it seems. But does he knows tabla? He was successful in treating (head)ache of the girl. The talk continued with lot more of music discussion and thats all it ended. The cute name "shibu" was also liked by her. She is fan (Why not AC?) of N107.

Usual hang out place : Shiv Sagar, Pune

A secret information given by secret agent. It seems that the music master are taking out Delhi girl for lunch at Shiv sagar (a vegetarian restaurant). How a Bengali (non veg eater) eat at Shiv sagar in daytime 's heat??!
Haan, bike hai to sab possible hai ;). Daaku aankhiaon se goli maarti hai aur koi veg khana bhi kha leta hai :D

Baba eats at Chandrma, Bar and restaurant with Tuhin putr in his absence.

Sensational news

Breeze was cool and awesome. It was 4am . Someone was seen coming from Takshshiila flatlets so late! The eyes of the reporter are alert even in the night. We provide service 24*7. Who was it? This person sleeps not very late in night. But how come if was awake at 4 in the night?? His guide probably is leaving tomorrow.....Can u guess now? He is the same guy who beat up the maoist 4 hrs ago . Probably he did not see but we see (what are u thinking?) Does Takshshila has a "giroh" of daakus? Why is he fond of Daakus? May be he will form a team and beat Maoowadis together...Or he want the daaku to learn something from him ;) Probably this mystery has to be sorted out . The Pune breeze has created its effect . Happy reading :)

Breaking News!!! Maoist beaten up badly by communist...

The time was 12:30 am when our very own budding maoist was beaten up by communist with lot of words like b***c***a (fill yourself). It seems that maoist had posted some scraps from communist's scrapbook which contained some secret information related to communist. The scraps seems very old and no one can understand anything...only they both can! Anyways, the little maoist kept laughing after the incident and it made him very happy . He is a true mao waadi (maaaaaaaoo). The communist started shouting from his office room to mao's room "aee maowaadi......". It seems that real war has started between them . Everything is possible in love and war!!

Bengal Tigers choose Delhi girls: TRP hit by the "mouth" organ player.

Love is in air in iucaa. No one is frustrated except one (C'mon thats easy to guess!) . I say people should rise in love but the situation is that people are falling in love. The "fitting" master tried to fit the curve of a bright , highly luminous quasar but it seems that kaka needs the master more to fit the actual absorption lines. Office 223 has positive love vibes coming out which ends outside room no. N107. The corner spot (with two pillars masking you) is ofcourse a favourite one u see! Yes, thats true...If you happen to travel from office 223 to N107, you can feel things which someone feels daily! Thats a spot where girls from Delhi ( sadly not me this time ) usually sit and listen (music). I may be wrong but if someone has some other information pls lemme know ;). The fitting master or the communist has real interest in "daakus" from the capital of the country who hit directly at the heart. Btw all the effected people can contact T11 guy as he knows very well how to stitch the hearts. But the breaking news is that the TRP has been very well hitted by "mouth" organ player. It seems that music has a great effect. I guess its time i should also learn some music. It binds people even without using fevicol :D. Time has no meaning, its infinite large or may be it has stopped. I hope he manages to answer to the question "what" (read vats) the long girl asks. Be it mouth organ, harmonium or Sitar....every instrument has shown its effect. Well, Sitar reminds me of the Director's son or DS (another Bengali) could also spread his charms to some cute , small marathi girls. He tried very hard to impress the gals by playing some tunes in sitar which he has been playing for the last 2 years. But poor girls....did not know! they did not even know what that instrument was which DS was playing. I can imagine how insulting it was for you DS !
But the biggest sitar player sitting quietly (yes he was quiet for a change!) besides DS controlled him and DS kept playing sa re ga ma.... :) It seems bengalis have outshined every other state i.e Kerala, UP, Delhi and most importantly AP (newly introduced). The writer however is trying to show the charm by exchanging pen drives with the lovely guys of summer schools. But evryone be aware....the eyes are all around!