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Monday, June 28, 2010

Tuhin's Putr Santanu Das Ghosh running a dhanda (obscene business) in sudipto's ex-room.

It has to be a sensational news that Santanu has started a obscene business or locally called dhanda just to feed himself as his dad is enjoying with girls in Paris and mom is not there. Apparently his first customer is none other than Anna who has bought things (a secret!!) from him. Santanu was crying when no one was buying the things and anna being is bathroom mate could not see him sulking and went running to his room from the bathroom and bought something for Rs. 36 (although it was a used one i think!!).
So, people pls help santanu by buying items from item's son!! Both of them will give u blessings.
Actually, his son buys items from Ambedkar chowk it seems....he goes there in the night with one bag (why a bag?). Keep buying stuff from him....Its high time Santanu should be introduced to the International Hostel guys/gals..

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Tuhin admits that Santanu was born in Student's Pantry !!

Well, Tuhin has finally admitted that Santanu is own son and was born in Student's Pantry in Anna's presence :-O
On asking by anna that "What's tuhin's score??", Tuhin says: on an average 20-30 !!
Its a random number generator problem in which Santanu was one of the number. Well, this number is valid in INDIA but in foreign, the number increases from 20-30 to no one knows :P.
@Santanu: I know its disgusting, but kya kare beta...yahi hai tere janam ki story jo anna ne reveal kari hai...do not forget to say thanks to him... By the way when you were born, baba was also sitting besides gas stove, he was warming his MILK..to drink and enjoy the play (on the TV). But my question is what and where was Tuhin's position...near the Microwave, TV, door, Bathroom, backyard or gas stove????
@Tuhin: If you can tell this, case is solved and santanu will be free forever. He is in IUCAA to get some of the unsolved answers. I am helping him a lot. Pls tell the remaining story here so that santanu is happy forever and free from the questions that SOCIETY asks him daily.

People giving unneccesary credit to Anna for writing/contributing to the blog : NOT ACCEPTABLE BY THE WRITER !!

Zombie seen washing Brinjals and eggs.. :D



One of the Zombie of NCRA was seen washing Brinjals and eggs in the balcony of N105-106. Uki zindagi bengan ban gayi hai...bengan nahi, bengan ka beej bolo!!

Anna wants to become a bear.


There is no doubt that he is a cat and belongs to the lion/tiger family but past few minutes he was caught reading a pdf article on "How to become a cute bear?" !! What has happened to him suddenly. He has realized that a body full of hairs is good for existence in this world. I have uploaded a picture that how anna would look.
He could have taken expertise advise from the one who roams in the balcony of N105-106 actually...but anna prefers less hair i guess. :)

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Communist got affected by separation anxiety disorder

It is a very painful duty to inform you that our dear communist got affected by separation anxiety disorder. Whenever someone asked him anything about his orkut scrap book he got aggressive. Probably this caused by the separation from some people to whom he had a strong emotional attachment and with whom he passed the whole day before the day of separation. Therefore this is our duty to show sympathy to him.