Mao's computer hacked!!

Maovaadi who has hacked many gmail and yahoo accounts (even mine once!) in the past years/decades of his lifetime is suffering from a lot of anxiety and agony. Someone has hacked Maao's skype id !! And apparently this guy/gal chatted with spirit singh on Maao's skype. So, there were three people involved: Spirit, maao and the third person. While the two (spirit and other fellow) were skyping, suddenly Maao came to know of this and entered the chat room. It might be interesting for you guys to read this small chat. Here goes the chat:
[10:24:16 PM] Santanu Das (fake): hi
[10:24:20 PM] Santanu Das: suprit
[10:24:22 PM] Suprit Singh: hi
[10:24:24 PM] Santanu Das (fake): i cant speak..m afraid to do so
[10:24:26 PM] Suprit Singh: bol to sahi saale...
[10:24:31 PM] Suprit Singh: kyu nahi bol raha kamine ...maaobadi??
[10:24:31 PM] Santanu Das (fake): nahi bolugi...dard hoga tujhe
[10:24:34 PM] Suprit Singh: abe yeh kaun hai...oyyeee
[10:24:36 PM] Suprit Singh: ??????
[10:24:36 PM] Santanu Das (fake): arey ek batbata bitwaa...hamara pyara bitwaa ke dost
[10:24:54 PM] Suprit Singh: bol (aaye!!)
[10:25:02 PM] Suprit Singh: kya bataoun?
[10:25:04 PM] Santanu Das (fake): tujhe krishna kaisa lagta hai?matlab jo 1st yr mein hai...
[10:25:07 PM] Santanu Das (fake): haan wahi krishna...gopiyon waala krishna
[10:25:21 PM] Santanu Das (fake): dikhne mein kaisa lagta hai woh bitwa??
[10:25:24 PM] Santanu Das (fake): batao dear son
[10:25:31 PM] Santanu Das (fake): okay thoda time lo par batao
******************ENTERS REAL MAOO ***************************************
[10:25:32 PM] Santanu Das : mera id se kon chat kar raha hai
**************************************************************************
[10:25:37 PM] Santanu Das (fake): aur mai kaise lagti hu??
[10:25:40 PM] Santanu Das: ....
[10:25:45 PM] Santanu Das : IDIOT
[10:25:48 PM] Santanu Das : nonsence
************************* SPIRIT leaves the chat room ******************************
[10:25:52 PM] Santanu Das (fake): oye bata na
[10:26:01 PM] Santanu Das (fake): wat do u like abt me?
[10:26:22 PM] Santanu Das : mao ///mai maao hu
[10:26:26 PM] Santanu Das: Abe chutia
[10:26:32 PM] Santanu Das : mother chod
[10:26:50 PM] Santanu Das : Kon chat kar raha hai be??
[10:27:00 PM] Santanu Das : bye
[10:27:36 PM] Santanu Das (fake): kya bue beta...bat karo maa se...tum maao aur mai maaaa
[10:27:42 PM] Santanu Das : (fake) guess kar...apni maa ko guess kar
[10:27:53 PM] Santanu Das (fake): aur kya
[10:29:42 PM] Santanu Das : nahi pata na...botao na..kon ho tum?
[10:29:51 PM] Santanu Das (fake): beta...tu mera beta hai
[10:30:04 PM] Santanu Das (fake): ab pata chala
[10:30:17 PM] Santanu Das : ????
[10:30:37 PM] Santanu Das (fake): mai teri maa hu.....
[10:30:40 PM] Santanu Das (fake): chal bye
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It seems to me that Maao's mother has hacked the skype password and wants to inform others that she is there for Maoo and she is good knows computers too like him, papa and dada ji...If she is back, then Maao's father (everyone knows who is he) must be well aware..but i am guessing that Maao's daada ji (sarkar raj) might give us some clues too in this regard. Finding Maoo's mother is an unending story with lots of ups and down. One day we all will see Maaoo creating a serial "How much i missed my mother..." :D

The legend of Nagendra

Story 1:

Astrotech Assignment pe dinner table discussion:

Main Pal: Nagen, woh panchwa question ka answer kya aaya?

Nagendra: 27

Main Pal confused...yeh kaise aa sakta hai? Bahut Socha...Phir Nagendra se pooche..

Nagendra: Hume bhi yaad nahi tha! Hum aise hi bol diye the!!!



Story 2:

Vikram sends a review of Brian Greene's new book on multiverses in the group mail.
Nagendra replies:

Dear

Without reading of this article (in detail) I have one comment. If particle physics community can think about "HIGGS BOSON", why not we (astronomer) can think about multi-universe.

regards
nagendra kumar


Next day, football khelne se pehle Vikram aake poochtha hain, "Nagendra, Higgs mila kya?"

Nagendra said, " Nahi..par aap jaise laat marte hain, shaayad bahar nikalke aa jaaye!!! "

For the uninitiated: Vikram is known to wildly kick all around during a game of football.