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Monday, February 14, 2011

Mao's computer hacked!!

Maovaadi who has hacked many gmail and yahoo accounts (even mine once!) in the past years/decades of his lifetime is suffering from a lot of anxiety and agony. Someone has hacked Maao's skype id !! And apparently this guy/gal chatted with spirit singh on Maao's skype. So, there were three people involved: Spirit, maao and the third person. While the two (spirit and other fellow) were skyping, suddenly Maao came to know of this and entered the chat room. It might be interesting for you guys to read this small chat. Here goes the chat:
[10:24:16 PM] Santanu Das (fake): hi
[10:24:20 PM] Santanu Das: suprit
[10:24:22 PM] Suprit Singh: hi
[10:24:24 PM] Santanu Das (fake): i cant speak..m afraid to do so
[10:24:26 PM] Suprit Singh: bol to sahi saale...
[10:24:31 PM] Suprit Singh: kyu nahi bol raha kamine ...maaobadi??
[10:24:31 PM] Santanu Das (fake): nahi bolugi...dard hoga tujhe
[10:24:34 PM] Suprit Singh: abe yeh kaun hai...oyyeee
[10:24:36 PM] Suprit Singh: ??????
[10:24:36 PM] Santanu Das (fake): arey ek batbata bitwaa...hamara pyara bitwaa ke dost
[10:24:54 PM] Suprit Singh: bol (aaye!!)
[10:25:02 PM] Suprit Singh: kya bataoun?
[10:25:04 PM] Santanu Das (fake): tujhe krishna kaisa lagta hai?matlab jo 1st yr mein hai...
[10:25:07 PM] Santanu Das (fake): haan wahi krishna...gopiyon waala krishna
[10:25:21 PM] Santanu Das (fake): dikhne mein kaisa lagta hai woh bitwa??
[10:25:24 PM] Santanu Das (fake): batao dear son
[10:25:31 PM] Santanu Das (fake): okay thoda time lo par batao
******************ENTERS REAL MAOO ***************************************
[10:25:32 PM] Santanu Das : mera id se kon chat kar raha hai
**************************************************************************
[10:25:37 PM] Santanu Das (fake): aur mai kaise lagti hu??
[10:25:40 PM] Santanu Das: ....
[10:25:45 PM] Santanu Das : IDIOT
[10:25:48 PM] Santanu Das : nonsence
************************* SPIRIT leaves the chat room ******************************
[10:25:52 PM] Santanu Das (fake): oye bata na
[10:26:01 PM] Santanu Das (fake): wat do u like abt me?
[10:26:22 PM] Santanu Das : mao ///mai maao hu
[10:26:26 PM] Santanu Das: Abe chutia
[10:26:32 PM] Santanu Das : mother chod

[10:26:50 PM] Santanu Das : Kon chat kar raha hai be??
[10:27:00 PM] Santanu Das : bye
[10:27:36 PM] Santanu Das (fake): kya bue beta...bat karo maa se...tum maao aur mai maaaa
[10:27:42 PM] Santanu Das : (fake) guess kar...apni maa ko guess kar
[10:27:53 PM] Santanu Das (fake): aur kya
[10:29:42 PM] Santanu Das : nahi pata na...botao na..kon ho tum?
[10:29:51 PM] Santanu Das (fake): beta...tu mera beta hai
[10:30:04 PM] Santanu Das (fake): ab pata chala
[10:30:17 PM] Santanu Das : ????
[10:30:37 PM] Santanu Das (fake): mai teri maa hu.....
[10:30:40 PM] Santanu Das (fake): chal bye
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It seems to me that Maao's mother has hacked the skype password and wants to inform others that she is there for Maoo and she is good knows computers too like him, papa and dada ji...If she is back, then Maao's father (everyone knows who is he) must be well aware..but i am guessing that Maao's daada ji (sarkar raj) might give us some clues too in this regard. Finding Maoo's mother is an unending story with lots of ups and down. One day we all will see Maaoo creating a serial "How much i missed my mother..." :D

6 comments:

  1. mao ki mom mere duara us ki taraf pahunchna chahti thi ya phir mao knows his mom and they were meetin secretly over skype and she jus called me to ask how is his friend krishna in look?? what is between him and krishna?? and is mao's mom hiding from her husband and father in-law???? Mysteries.... but why did i have to be in the middle of it???

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  2. Its certainly true that Mao's mother likes Krishna a lot. But i am not sure abt you Mr. Spirit...shayad father in law hamme kuch bata sake..

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  3. Hi,

    I think my 'maaaa' hacked Nisha's Profile also. I just got this mail from Nisha..


    "
    Issh !!!.. Mera beta kitna bigar gaya tu... galia deraha hai. Tum maao ho aur main tumhara maaaa hun beta..

    Guess karo beta... Apni maa ko guess karo..

    Tu mera beta hai..
    "


    Yeh hai kon yaar?? Mera kitna sara maaaa aaraha hai IUCAA main??

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  4. SOLVED : I was dragged in by mistake. mao and his maa were meeting on skype secretly and those questions were asked to mao. wen they saw i was in the call, mao tried to sink the thing by throwing gaalis in the conversation. she's hidin from mao's father and grand-daddy.

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  5. waah suprit.....kya dimaag lagaya hai...shana samajhta hai apne aap ko boht..
    Aur arnaaaaaaaaaald k bache..u are mistaken...do not try to goof up and make up stories.

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  6. Are main story kanha bana raha hunn yaar.. Main kal jab mail check kiya tab dekha yeh mail mare zimbra main hai. Bahat sare ko cc bhi kiya hua tha. So I thought my maaaa hacked your profile and send the mail..

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