Mao's computer hacked!!

Maovaadi who has hacked many gmail and yahoo accounts (even mine once!) in the past years/decades of his lifetime is suffering from a lot of anxiety and agony. Someone has hacked Maao's skype id !! And apparently this guy/gal chatted with spirit singh on Maao's skype. So, there were three people involved: Spirit, maao and the third person. While the two (spirit and other fellow) were skyping, suddenly Maao came to know of this and entered the chat room. It might be interesting for you guys to read this small chat. Here goes the chat:
[10:24:16 PM] Santanu Das (fake): hi
[10:24:20 PM] Santanu Das: suprit
[10:24:22 PM] Suprit Singh: hi
[10:24:24 PM] Santanu Das (fake): i cant speak..m afraid to do so
[10:24:26 PM] Suprit Singh: bol to sahi saale...
[10:24:31 PM] Suprit Singh: kyu nahi bol raha kamine ...maaobadi??
[10:24:31 PM] Santanu Das (fake): nahi bolugi...dard hoga tujhe
[10:24:34 PM] Suprit Singh: abe yeh kaun hai...oyyeee
[10:24:36 PM] Suprit Singh: ??????
[10:24:36 PM] Santanu Das (fake): arey ek batbata bitwaa...hamara pyara bitwaa ke dost
[10:24:54 PM] Suprit Singh: bol (aaye!!)
[10:25:02 PM] Suprit Singh: kya bataoun?
[10:25:04 PM] Santanu Das (fake): tujhe krishna kaisa lagta hai?matlab jo 1st yr mein hai...
[10:25:07 PM] Santanu Das (fake): haan wahi krishna...gopiyon waala krishna
[10:25:21 PM] Santanu Das (fake): dikhne mein kaisa lagta hai woh bitwa??
[10:25:24 PM] Santanu Das (fake): batao dear son
[10:25:31 PM] Santanu Das (fake): okay thoda time lo par batao
******************ENTERS REAL MAOO ***************************************
[10:25:32 PM] Santanu Das : mera id se kon chat kar raha hai
**************************************************************************
[10:25:37 PM] Santanu Das (fake): aur mai kaise lagti hu??
[10:25:40 PM] Santanu Das: ....
[10:25:45 PM] Santanu Das : IDIOT
[10:25:48 PM] Santanu Das : nonsence
************************* SPIRIT leaves the chat room ******************************
[10:25:52 PM] Santanu Das (fake): oye bata na
[10:26:01 PM] Santanu Das (fake): wat do u like abt me?
[10:26:22 PM] Santanu Das : mao ///mai maao hu
[10:26:26 PM] Santanu Das: Abe chutia
[10:26:32 PM] Santanu Das : mother chod
[10:26:50 PM] Santanu Das : Kon chat kar raha hai be??
[10:27:00 PM] Santanu Das : bye
[10:27:36 PM] Santanu Das (fake): kya bue beta...bat karo maa se...tum maao aur mai maaaa
[10:27:42 PM] Santanu Das : (fake) guess kar...apni maa ko guess kar
[10:27:53 PM] Santanu Das (fake): aur kya
[10:29:42 PM] Santanu Das : nahi pata na...botao na..kon ho tum?
[10:29:51 PM] Santanu Das (fake): beta...tu mera beta hai
[10:30:04 PM] Santanu Das (fake): ab pata chala
[10:30:17 PM] Santanu Das : ????
[10:30:37 PM] Santanu Das (fake): mai teri maa hu.....
[10:30:40 PM] Santanu Das (fake): chal bye
***************************************************************************************
It seems to me that Maao's mother has hacked the skype password and wants to inform others that she is there for Maoo and she is good knows computers too like him, papa and dada ji...If she is back, then Maao's father (everyone knows who is he) must be well aware..but i am guessing that Maao's daada ji (sarkar raj) might give us some clues too in this regard. Finding Maoo's mother is an unending story with lots of ups and down. One day we all will see Maaoo creating a serial "How much i missed my mother..." :D

The legend of Nagendra

Story 1:

Astrotech Assignment pe dinner table discussion:

Main Pal: Nagen, woh panchwa question ka answer kya aaya?

Nagendra: 27

Main Pal confused...yeh kaise aa sakta hai? Bahut Socha...Phir Nagendra se pooche..

Nagendra: Hume bhi yaad nahi tha! Hum aise hi bol diye the!!!



Story 2:

Vikram sends a review of Brian Greene's new book on multiverses in the group mail.
Nagendra replies:

Dear

Without reading of this article (in detail) I have one comment. If particle physics community can think about "HIGGS BOSON", why not we (astronomer) can think about multi-universe.

regards
nagendra kumar


Next day, football khelne se pehle Vikram aake poochtha hain, "Nagendra, Higgs mila kya?"

Nagendra said, " Nahi..par aap jaise laat marte hain, shaayad bahar nikalke aa jaaye!!! "

For the uninitiated: Vikram is known to wildly kick all around during a game of football.

Snakes and Jones hit again the pages of our Paper!!

http://kheyali.blogspot.com/2010/12/pusilience-and-snakes.html

Caption contest

The person with the best caption for the above image will be given all the leftovers of the party.
The contest is declared open!

Welcome party for Tuhin!!

Since Tuhin can arrive any time at IUCAA, we are all ready to throw a grand party in order to welcome Tuhin. The organiser of the party is none other than Anna :) . Yummy food will be served, the menu will be jointly set by me and Anna ;) . The items are:
Tuhin chicken masala, tuhin roti, tuhin paneer kadai (for baba!), tuhin ke ladoo, diplomatic tuhin's pudding, Tuhin's jamun, tuhin's badaam kulfi etc. We are working on the menu to make it better...Sorry for any mistakes.
Well, i believe everyone should put his/her endeavor towards this great occasion. The flying Sikh will be handling the dance items (pole dance a must; recommended by Baba!!). It would be really nice if some regional dances with some Indian touch (or touches) are presented as Tuhin might have seen a lot of Poles in France and none of Indian (touches!) there.
It would be really good if Kreig Jones does not do anything because we do not want him to hurt himself again which he is famous for. However, Momo can can cook momos :P
Tuhin's son on the other hand can run some codes and prepare a compilation of all the important items such as food, dances, guests..Special invitation will be given to COSMO GROUP as this sweet and sexy group missed him so much and vice-versa. We have lots of surprises for our beloved Tuhin.
We are also aware of the fact that his bathroom mate is leaving for home, so i request him to leave some love for him in the bathroom :D
Thats it Tuhin, we miss you. You are most Welcome :)

Male power comes up with a new type of compass!

I am happy to announce that male power has utilised his indescribable power to come up with a new type of compass!

This happened when Sam asked for the east direction in order to set up the telescope....male power quickly did a mental calculation involving the phases of Venus and found out where is east...

Although it was evening, and Sam would have had a tough time getting anything on the the newly discovered east due to the presence of the sun near the horizon, male power believes his method is correct and that the centuries old belief that sun always sets in the east is a misconception...he is due to present his results in the next YAM.....

Note: Mao is of the opinion that the fact that sun rises in the east is also questionable. According to quantum mechanics, what cannot be observed is not real, and Mao has not yet been able to observe the above-mentioned phenomenon.

Anna & co beat Mudit & co in backyard cricket

Anna & co batted first and were bowled out for 33 with Anna scoring a half century. The highlight of the innings was Mia's over where the first five balls were plundered for 28 runs by Anna. But it was later clear that Mia was using his vast experience to set a trap and had Anna caught behind of the last ball.

In reply, Mudit and co could muster only 18 as Alpha male and male power ran through the order.

In the second innings, Anna had learnt from his past mistake and treated Mia with the respect due for his age. Anna scored another half century and there were some glorious shots by Sher (who was run out by his runner Anna out of jealousy). A target of 68 was set.

This time, Mia managed to unhinge alpha male through flirtatious commentary. But that proved to be not enough as the innings folded up well short in spite of a courageous half century by the other mallu (yes..the one with the ball-attractor body part).